Begin rant.

What is it with all these angry memes aimed at the PR industry? Kill the press release, fire your PR firm, death to the embargo, all PR people are idiots etc.

Unlike other professions that simply ignore them (e.g., lawyers), we PR people love to jump on the bandwagon (me included) and share the crap out of these memes. Not because it does any good but because it informs everyone around us that we’re the ones doing it right: “It’s not me, it’s them.”

I presume the hope is that if the meme gets circulated enough the person who is doing it wrong is going to eventually wise up. That’s not likely.

The only way to correct the quality issues within the PR industry, is for the PR person who is doing it right to find the PR person who is doing it wrong and kill them. I don’t mean literally kill the person, just the way that person practices PR .

So how do we do this? We kill them with higher standards.

Part of the issue with PR is that anyone can claim to do it. There are no barriers to entry. No required certifications, no degrees, no “bar exams,” nada. We devalue the profession by not requiring a minimum level of proficiency. Some trade associations like the PRSA and IABC have discussed this issue at length but as far as I know there are no mandatory requirements.

Personally, I feel PR people should be required to have a Master’s Degree. This may sound extreme, but if we want PR to be taken seriously and have a seat at the executive table (next to the MBAs and JDs) then we need to have the proper credentials – ones that are universally recognized and accepted (esp. by non-communicators).

Now before you head down to the comment section to tell me that you didn’t need “credentials” to become a senior PR pro at a big agency, let me say this: This is not about you. It’s about creating a noticeable improvement in the overall quality of the profession as a whole. I believe this can be done by simply demanding more schooling from new PR hires.

So what do we do with all the idiots currently hurting the PR profession? Not much. Hopefully a new generation of better trained PR pros will surface and eventually replace them. But in the interim, support academics like Bill Sledzik and others like him. Invite them to speak at PR conferences or better yet at your Agency’s annual meeting. Get Bill to offer an online course in the Summer and make it mandatory for your junior PR staff. Pay them lots of money too. They deserve it.

Demand that Kevin Dugan and Richard Laermer write more posts at the Bad Pitch Blog. These guys are the only ones in my opinion who consistently blog about what’s wrong with PR in a constructive manner (e.g., using real examples etc.). By the way, these guys do this as a public service so throw them some coinage next time you pass their virtual home.

Lastly, if you know someone who’s a PR idiot, lend them a helping hand rather than circulate yet another anti-PR meme which does nothing but make the profession look bad.

End rant.

My friends over at Elasticity had an interesting experience with the newswires the other day. In an effort to make their content stand out they used humor to spice up a press release announcing a few new hires to their team. Part of their outreach strategy was to distribute it via the major newswire services. PRNewswire initially refused saying “the content was not appropriate for the wire” and BusinessWire wouldn’t run it without substantial edits. Update: According to Elasticity: “PR Newswire did a 180 and agreed to run as-is once they realized they could lose the business from our clients.”

What’s interesting here is that none of the key information in the press release was inaccurate or offensive. They even had received third party permission for use of quotes from folks like Jason Falls, Brian Solis and Chris Brogan. The main crime appears to be only that it was funny. And that apparently set off alarm bells throughout the editorial halls of BusinessWire and PRNewswire.

Now I’m certain this isn’t the first time humor has been circulated via the newswires. Recently, Conan O’Brien used PRNewswire to distribute a humorous announcement about his departure from NBC. Did they edit him? Did they find his content inappropriate? Of course not. Anyways, most of the content distributed daily via the newswires is so bad it is funny.

I’m not sure how many other incidents like this exist (please share in comments) but one thing is clear: if the newswires have an editorial policy please make sure humor doesn’t get the axe. In fact, by embracing it, it may save them from extinction.

Warning! This is not your typical top prediction post. Stock prices will rise and fall based on what is written below.

To increase the accuracy of our predictions we opted against using Google search. Instead, we turned to Alta Vista (when it takes a full 5 minutes to calculate your search results, you know that it’s so right). In addition, we consulted the works of L. Ron Hubbard and looked through Bill Gate’s trash. What we’ve discovered will leave you awestruck. No, dumbfounded.

So with that, we give you our top predictions for 2010 (in no particular order of importance or occurrence):

• College enrollment will plummet because students will learn everything they need to know from 500-word “How to” and “Top 10” blog posts.

• Hackers will discover that the Google search algorithm is the same as the recipe for Coke.

• The FTC will fund universal health care by fining people for disclosing that they are a social media expert.

• Chris Brogan will free Tibet by teaching the Dalai Lama how to use social media.

• Twitter will turn to the porn industry to make money (e.g., ‘tworn’).

• Facebook will modify its Terms of Service and Privacy Policy a dozen more times to confuse users into giving up their rights to everything.

• The PR industry will cease to annoy the media because there is no media.

• Unemployment rates will rise because of the things employees continue to share on social networks.

• The CDC will report the first case of H1N1 contracted via Augmented Reality.

• Aliens will forgo making first contact because TechCrunch refuses to honor their news embargo.

• Historians will discover that Pol Pot was the first person to say: “It’s all about the conversation.”

• Friendster buys Google, Microsoft and Yahoo.

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This Halloween I was visited by a demon that has haunted me for decades. It was brought to mind by this Tweet from Tom Foremski, an old pro from the Financial Times: "Are there new rules for embargoes? I'm not sure if there are..."

If there's one subject that will always elicit a frothing response from me, along with politics and sports, it's embargoes. Whether it's the kind that restricts news or bans Cuban cigars, I would rise from my deathbed to vilify either atrocity.

Unfortunately, my expertise in international trade is limited to my eBay account, but I do know something about the media version. So much so, in fact, that I have been blamed personally for the ridiculous notion of "breaking embargoes on the Internet."

After I helped found News.com at CNET Networks in 1996, one of my responsibilities as managing editor was to codify our operating principles. It was early in the online news game, so stuff like linking, privacy, cyber-ethics, and "Netiquette" was virgin territory. One of the issues was embargoes.

Our policy was simple: We did not agree to them, except for extraordinary circumstances. And for doing this, News.com became a poster child for the perceived recklessness of online media at the time.

Let me say this for the record, in no uncertain terms: An embargo can be considered violated only if the recipient agrees to it in the first place.

For some reason, many companies and government agencies seem to think that simply receiving so-called embargoed material automatically means you have agreed to it--even if you never knew the information existed, let alone had consented to any restrictions, before it landed in your inbox or mailroom unsolicited.

It would be the equivalent of my mass-emailing a contract to sell my house for $10 million, then holding its recipients to the provisions of the "agreement." When they rightly tell me to go pound salt, I would cry foul and claim that they broke the rules.

Because News.com did not agree to embargoes, therefore, their restrictions did not apply to us. It's impossible to "break" a contract you never agreed to.

My objection to the concept began in the Washington Bureau of the Los Angeles Times in the 1980s, when government agencies routinely placed embargoes on information for no reason other than mindless bureaucratic process. After I expressed my dismay at the practice, a colleague told me a story about my then-boss, the national editor, Norman Miller.

When Miller was D.C. bureau chief of the Wall Street Journal years earlier, he found it ludicrous that the White House embargoed the federal budget in a post-Watergate capital known as much for its news leaks as it was for the Washington Monument and Marion Barry's crack pipe.

Half of his reporters had agreed to the embargo, while the other half didn't. You can guess what ensued--beat writers avoiding investigative reporters, staffers trying to eavesdrop on coffee-room chatter, leaks reported by some that got their co-workers in trouble. The frustrated Miller, as the story goes, just decided to break the embargo and run with the full budget report, to the outrage of the administration.

(Full disclosure: I never attempted to confirm the story with Miller for fear that he might debunk it, and I've been telling it ever since. But if you knew Miller, a former Navy prosecutor who won a Pultizer in the 1960s for exposing a huge scandal in commodities trading, you'd have no reason to doubt its veracity.)

Yes, I have heard all the reasons that ostensibly justify embargoes: giving everyone equal access, providing enough time to digest information and ask questions, etc. But to my mind, the only restrictions that hold any water involve national security, as in arrangements for Pentagon "pool reporting" or journalists embedded with troops on the front line. An embargo on a product release doesn't exactly rise to that level.

What makes far more sense in this age of equal opportunity for content is for companies to write and publish the news themselves in accurate and accessible stories, as opposed to the stilted and jargon-laden format of traditional press releases. If companies are truly concerned about accuracy and equal access, why not simply do it right the first time and release the information to the world simultaneously, with no restrictions?

Even if the previous arguments for embargoes were legitimate, they're at best obsolete. In the ethos of the web, as we should all know by now, nothing is off-limits. Besides, as my Beltway experience illustrates, I learned early in my career that the real motive for imposing embargoes is to retain as much control over the news as possible--just for the sake of doing so, not for any logical or practical reasons.

As for my being blamed personally for all this, it occurred most recently when I met an executive of a national PR agency last year. Upon learning that I worked for CNET, the first thing he asked was: "Why do you break embargoes?" The exasperation of my reply matched the impertinence of his question.

Bottom line: If you are a PR professional or a government communications officer who insists on trying to control the timing of information, do not send it unless you are sure that the recipient has a policy to agree to embargoes. Then contact your targeted reporters and bloggers directly and discuss the specific provisions.

But my advice is not to bother trying. And if your bosses won't budge on the subject, use this post to show what veteran journalists think of embargoes and why they're unnecessary.